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SmexyOffender

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  • Feb 14
  • Deviant for 9 years
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My Bio
My real name is Sexual Offenderman, but you can call me Offendy, or my personal favorite, Smexy.~

I am the third oldest of the Slender brothers, Slenderman being the oldest and Trenderman right next to me. Splenderman is the youngest of the brothers.

They call me Sexualoffenderman (or smexy for short). I have one way of alluring my prey to me: roses. Simple, I give you two choices of roses; one red and one blue. If you chose the red rose, you'll have to give undying, sexual desires to me, and love me only. If you chose the blue rose, you have given me permission to kill you after I am done with you, no exceptions, no questions asked (although I may keep you alive since human blood mixed with my saliva is what keeps me alive anyway). Even if you want to escape, my voice can and will enchant you to me.

Got any questions for me, don't be afraid to ask, I won't bite :heart: unless you want me to~ ;)
















Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Avenged 7X, Breaking Benjamin, David Cook, Evanescence, Shinedown
Favourite Books
Erotica, Romance, Comedy
Favourite Games
Anything that has a little romance in it~
Other Interests
You ;)
I live! :iconwoohooplz:
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Gimme something to draaaawww...I'm bored. Outta my mind right now and no clue what to draw (asides what I drew yesterday for the probably already drooling fangirls). We can talk prices perhaps? I know my artwork is complete shit, but if you're interested, note me or whatever works for you. I won't price something like say $100 or something, way lower than that. Just...gimme stuff to do.
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So you don't see me drawing you anything often, right? Thing is, I'm gonna need some inspiration to get me going if anything, you get any ideas in your hollow skulls, let me know, I could really use some ideas to get this account's ass kicked and running again. :heart:, Smexy
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Happy late Birthday hun~ Pink Heart Icon

Wrap me in a bolt of lightning
Send me on my way still smiling
Happy Birthday Smexy!
Though you probs don't come on anymore, Happy Birthday dude! ;v;

Uuh... Yeah, have a nice day!
Happy Birthday Offendy!!!and Happy Valentines dayLove Tards 
... Please tell me you're ok... ;-;